My New Year’s 2019 Resolutions
- Make my bed in the morning. Once a month. Sometimes
- Put pants on at least twice a week
- Look out a window once a day
- Build a shrine to pizza
- Read an entire book every single hour I’m not working or sleeping
- Try to get over my hatred of having to cook food and sharpen weapons in the middle of fights in Monster Hunter World so maybe I can try finishing it
- Get enraged about something and actually remember what it was three days later
- Maybe start streaming games because my 11-year-old Ninja-loving nephew told me I could be a good streamer
- Once or twice a week, go to a gym website’s About page